the one about PUSS (Part 2)

Smelly cat, smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favourite pet

You may not be a bed of roses

And you're no friend to those with noses

tetiba tringat dis song, by PHEOBE BUFFAY.. but mind u, my PUSS is not a stray cat.. langsung x setaraf ngan kucing2 jlnan yg bongok esp, kucing2 jlnan kt kwsn umah tuh!!!!!!!! kan PUSS kan... meeeooowwwww..... hmmm.. arini dah masuk 5 days PUSS kena admitted.. no more AMC Jln TAR.. dah transfer to KLINIK VETERINARI UPM.. senang sikit nak g melawat.. n murah sikit.. yeler, nama klinik swasta.. memanglah cekik darah!!! $$$$$$$ jer nak... mutu kerja hampeh!!! takder kualiti!!! mana taknya, PUSS masuk 'wad' on saturday nite.. pastu kata nak wat xray on sunday, takut bone fractured ke aper.. then petang dah boleh ambik.. so, after seminar dat sunday, at ntah apa ntah nama hotel kt Jln TAR tuh, terus zaaaassss.... tak sabau nak ambik PUSS balik.. gumbira rasanya hati... walaupun hujan badai, sanggup kuredahi.. ohh.. selamat ker PUSS.. how bad was she shaved.. kenal ker lagi PUSS dgn diriku... ohh TUHAN.. emo lah pulak.. tetiba terasa cam DIA lam cita DIA plak.. oh TUHAN.... hee.. PUSS adalah DUWI.. kucing jahat ittew adalah pompuan iblis!!!! oh TUHAN, sekali lagi... hee.. hujan lebat giler.. dah terpacak dpn pintu AMC tuh.. tp pintu kunci.. ring punya ring punya ring... takder gak org kuar... kata suh dtg petang!! pastu siap ada signboard letak pon nombor .. tepon punya tepon punya tepon.. takder gak org nyahut!! aik!! bongok tol lah pekerja AMC nih!! beromen ker aper.. sakit ati!! dahlah baju dah lencun!! maka berlari2 anaklah diriku mengelilingi bangunan AMC tuh, utk skodeng sesapa yg bongok takmo melayan diriku.. tp bak kata pepatah, usaha tangga kejayaan.. so org pun back to square 1.. berlari2 anak sekali lagi ke depan muka pintu... tekan loceng.. tepon.. tekan loceng.. tepon.. dahlah nak menahan diri dr terkucil lagi.. sbb sejukkk.. grrrrr... pastu K INA bgtau yg B FAIZAL tgh stuck kt dpn pasar borong selayang.. banjir kilat... kenderaan tak bergerak.. nak merangkak pun dah takder ruang.. so, terpaksalah org membatalkan niat suci murni utk bersama PUSS.. pusing balik ke hotel ntah apa nama ntah.. ambik de rest of the gang... pi hantaq meka ke selayang... ohhhhh.. ku sangka hujan sahaja, ghupa2nya siap ngan banjir sekali.. biasalah kt kwsn kepong/selayang... nabes aka cuak gaklah masa nak meredah dis situation.. takut air masuk gear/ enjin... sayang, beb!!! dulu dah pernah kena sekali.. suyan darlingku.. pastu lepak kt PAK TAM, pekena rojak ngan limau suam... though the food was so tempting, but PUSS... singgah umah K INA jap, menghitung saat utk ke jam 8pm.. & dlm masa itu.. org pun zZZzzz...

jalanraya menghala ke kepong.. cuak siot.. mana tau tetiba ada jaws ker.. buaya ker..

kiri kanan air naik...

AMC, masuk2 jer wad PUSS, terasa sayu dihati.. mana taknya, PUSS yg aktif bagai.. tetiba jd pendiam... dlm cage... dgn drip plak tuh.. sedihnya.. pastu dier start ngeowww... ohhh TUHAN.... damn those stray cats to ****!! teruk giler kaki PUSS... kalau org kt tpt PUSS, sudah semestinya dok nangis jer kot.. nahan sakit... but i bet she was given painkillers, tu yg dier cam ok jer.. the nite b4 kata boleh balik... then cannot, sbb meka tak buat xray!!! wat de ****!!!! nasib baik terpk gak dat UPM's vet... so, told de bengong DR not to do any xray or watsoever.. monday, i pick her up.. n masa tu estimated RM2++... just for dat 2 nites!!! cekik darah tak!!! tp nak camano.. just AMC yg bukak weekends.. part yg paling menyayat hati was when nak balik, PUSS tetiba tried to stand on her injured leg, w/pun mmg dlm kepyahan... maybe to show dat she's better n wants to go home too...oh TUHAN!!!.

PUSS di AMC..

MOnday, msg boss bgtau EL.. ambik carrier dr ANIEM.. check bakal 'hotel' PUSS... zassss ke AMC... sejurus bertentang mata dgn PUSS... dgn sepantas kilat, PUSS mengeooww... yg x tahannya, dlm kesakitan, digagahi jgak dirinya utk bjln, w/pun limping... DR kata kaki PUSS dh kena infection, pastu dier pun picitlah luka PUSS, keluarlah nanah, mind u, keluar bukan mengalir... mcm plah-doh yg kita picit keluar ikut shape acuan.. camtuhlah nanah PUSS... nampak sgt PUSS dlm kesakitan... nasib muka DR HELEN cam CAMERON DIAZ.. DR HELEN have to xray gak, sbb tak tahu PUSS limping sbb sakit kaki ataupun fractured bones... tp kalau nak xray kt AMC genti bil makin melabung.. so, PUSS pun di dischargekan n tranfered ke UPM.. kan dah kata bill genti berapi!! just for dat 2 nites, RM245 melayang...

lihatlah... diriku.. yg kesepian... di sangkar madu UPM...

UPM, estimated PUSS kena warded 3 days, to make sure her wound/nanah kering.. n still have to xray.. kira legalah gak, dpt vet yg dipercayai.. lagipula.. ehem.. ehem... doktornya encem bangat!! heee.... namanya? biaralah bersemadi di dlm diari hatiku.. owwhhh... heee... so balik umah.. tak tau nak wat aper... terpaksalah nonton FRIENDS season 4.. tetiba, telipon berbunyi ring..ring..ring.. DR LAU (pompuan pengganti DR encem) tepon.. katanya kaki PUSS badly infected.. it shows in xray.. lots of bubbles.. indicating nanah teruk.. if not cared enuff, have to amputate the leg... oh noi!!!! this is not good!!!! this is not rite!! she's fresh from AMC.. camner boleh badly infected??!! straight lepas gaduh terus masuk ward!!! bukannya stay kt umah bermlm2!!! DR LAU said, maybe PUSS akan stay di klinik till friday.. dlm pikiran gue...".. kaki PUSS... $$$$.. kaki PUSS... $$$..." tp nk wat camner.. PUSS pun dah kira a part of my life, now.. takkan nak biar PUSS suffer kan... so, i said yes.. proceed with the treatments... so... sekang nih, as i jotted kt mukadimah... PUSS still kt ward UPM.. n she's getting better but bolder.. haaa... banyak rupanya PUSS kena cakar, n terpaksalah kena shaved lagi.. tp tak tau camner pihak AMC boleh tak notice benda2 nih sumer.. according to DR LAU.. PUSS was attacked by lots of cats, berdasarkan cakar2 rimau kt bdn dier... suyan PUSS!! biarkan meka.. meka jeles sebenarnya dgn dirimu!!!

n my personal opinion about AMC: - AMC sucks!! eventhough good DRs n pro.. but no, excuse me!! BOOOO to u guys!!! standing ovation to UPM"S vet... clap..clap.. as to u PUSS.. get well soon ya!! misss u much, girl!!! takder org nak gaduh ngan mommy kt umah... takder org nak gigit kaki mommy.... muuaaaxxxxx, sayang...

the one about PUSS (Part 1)

Its 5pm, and still not my time to go home, yet.. today came work late.. heee.. dekat nak kol 9 baru sampai opis.. hee.. mana taknya.. kol 8.20am baru nak kuar umah.. pastu terkedek2 lg g isi minyak kt SHELL.. FYI.. i got my bonuslink card back, sejak sekian lama ianya menghilangkan diri... hee.. n now me also have real rewards card.. haa.. itupun sbb ditolak oleh MOM to me, her last visit.. siap membebel lagi.. yeler.. dah berapa lama pakai keta, isi minyak, but never collect any points... kalau dikira2, mmg mengggunung dah my points, kot.. oh well..

Owhh..owhh.. let me tell u bout my new 'anak'.. PUSS.. she's so damn cute n sexy (only those with special eyes will notice this..hee)... got her from my BG FAIZAL's house, during raya haji.. she was playing under K INA's car.. kira love at first sight lah.. eventually K INA said dat i can have her, since her mom in law nak buang.. n luckily BOY pun dah tangkap cintan with PUSS.. so, now officially, i have my very own cat.. ermm.. of coz i have to share the ownership with BOY (wek!!).. he even calls him JON (we x know whether PUSS nih male or female, at dat time.. hee)...

1st day being PUSS @ JON... di pangkuan BOY

Puss mmg aktif giler!! memula jer, cam pemalu.. cam pendiam.. sekali.. hambik ngeko!! baru jer sehari kt umah.. dah mula lari sana sini.. tp mmg comey n kelakar jer.. sbb she's like a baby yg tak tau apa2, then tetiba digroom n dok umah jer.. at 1st mmg salu lah she marks her spot.. so, cam sah lah PUSS nih jantan... but then once she knows her way with sand litter... hmm.. kekadang sampai berkubang kt dlm box dier.. tp yang paling tak tahan with PUSS, she likes to gigit, n she's intelligent enuff to know which part, body part yg paling best nak di attack.. since i'm all spongey.. hmm... habislah... kekadang memang sampai ke langit suara, marahkan dier.. but she really knows how to melt my heart..

hyeeeee... peeepss meet PUSS.. PUSS meet peeepss..

N now she's 4 months old.. dah besar dah.. dah angkat dara.. bak kata org kch.. she's really pretty.. n becoz of dat, i think, other cats cam jeles with her.. there's this one cat.. bongok nak mampus.. a few months back, dis cat salu masuk umah, curi mknn PUSS.. n bila nak biasakan PUSS main kt verandah, dier pun intrude gak... n then, 3 weeks back, PUSS dah start nak explore luar umah.. setiap kali bukak pintu, she'll meluru keluar.. n dat day, i came back from work, n when she saw me outside, she terus climbed out of the verandah.. adalah a few hours gak tak balik umah.. BOY cari sampai luar kwsn umah, still x sign of her.. sekali, i heard bunyi kucing gaduh.. N dat's when i saw PUSS being chased by dat damn cat!! nampak sgt perut PUSS berombak.. cuak giler lah tuh!! a week later, PUSS did it again... she climbed down n ntah lepak kt mana ntah... cari boifren lah kot... tau kol baper balik umah??!! kol 2 pagi!!! dgn muka selambanya, masuk umah ( i left de door opened for her).. terus g tpt mkn, n makan ngan lahapnya... nak kena PUSS nih!!! n just last week, she tak balik umah for 2 days!!! mmg lupa daratan betul, PUSS nih!!! apa lagi, mmg membebel giler org kt PUSS.. n rasanya dier tau org marah ngan dier, so she just sat quietly at her corner.. but then, cannot really blamed her, coz she was found a few blocks away from my place, with dat darn cat nearby, eyeing her... sampai jer kt umah, terus g tpt mkn.. n makan mmg paling pelahap pernah org nampak.. bulu hitam, tapak kaki apa tah lagi kotornya... n perut mmg kempeng giler... rasanya kalau she's x found, mmg akan jadi stray cat... de next day, BOY scrubbed her cleaned barulah bersinar balik si PUSS yg sungguh sosial ittew..

PUSS beradu di singgahsananya...

Skang tibalah di part yang paling tak best... dat saturday nite, K INA, B FAIZAL & B ZACK came over our house.. kira celebrate my birthday n showing our new place to B ZACK as well.. n time dinner, PUSS start with her meddling, so i scolded her, n asked BOY to lock her at the verandah.. rasanya dier terasa, kot... n mogok.. so, again.. jumped out.. puas gak panggil, still takder bayangan tari PUSS.. hmmm... org ada terdgr cam bunyi kucing gaduh.. but just ignored it.. aroung 11pm.. tetiba.. PUSS jumped in!! usually, she really can't jumped in.. BOY saw it 1st.. BLOOD!!!!! blood was oozing out from her left front leg!!!!!! OMG!!! K INA, apa lagi terus menjadi RESCUE 911, since she's an MD.. the blood just x seems to stopped.. i dont why, nowadays.. if anything happens to a being i'm attached with, cam tak sampai hati nak nengok them in pain.. so, i purak2 kemas meja mkn.. washed all the dishes.. just then, baru g nengok PUSS.. letak ubat gamat n everything, she still like crying!! her leg cam lembek.. B FAIZAL said sah patah... oh noi!!! kesiannya PUSS.. i think she's really in pain!!!!!!! tetiba gambaran2 tak best menayangkan dirinya di kepala hotak ku... mmg betul2 sedih nengok PUSS.. but all i can do is just diamkan diri n nengok PUSS.. maybe to others org cam takder perasaan.. tp ntahlah.. tak sampai hati sebenarnya... lastly, made decision, to send her to the vet.. yeler, dr tengok dier cam terseksa kan.. kalau kita pun di tpt dier.. mesti cam nak gila jer, kan.. tahan sakit.. dahlah PUSS jenis yg tak gheti berbunyi sngt.. alih2 masa tuh mmg asyik ngeeeooowwww... nangis kesakitan, kot... since K INA's going to send B ZACK back to segambut, so we decided to send PUSS to Animal Medical Centre, Jln TAR.. since dat's de only place yg diketahui bukak waktu mlm n jugak w/ends.. PUSS was officially warded at AMC at 1am, 19th MARCH 2006..

............. to be continued

the one about HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

happy burfday to me!!!! yup.. another year has gone by, and now i'm a year older.. ohhh... cepatnya masa berlalu... hmm.. kalau 30 tahun dulu, maybe skang ni i got half a dozen of kids, kot.. hee.. but now, zaman dh berubah.. dah not impossible dah or pelik if still unmarried by this age.. ohhh... diriku bercakap pasal soal nikah n anak ker??... haaa... well, tipulah if i never thought of getting married kan.. sapa tak nak kawen.. have kids.. grow old with our beloved, kan.. dulu masa sekolah, i used to imagine myself getting married by the age of 24.. but then, when i look at myself today, thank God, my wish not fulfilled.. coz i've lots more to achieve.. nak byr segala hutang piutang masa blajar dulu.. nak bg MOM segala kebahagian though i know it would never be the same as my 'debt' to MOM, since dlm perut till now.. my carrer still not on track.. my studies still not completed.. simpanan pun ntah apa2.. byk benda nak kena pk.. byk commitments/ unsettled business.. so, camner nak ada commitments sepenuh masa kalau masih terumbang-ambing camnih??!! oh, well... seru tak sampai lagi.. so, ileklah CHOT.. heee.. nih, kalau balik kampung nih, for sure soklan bonus akan ditanya berulang2 kali sampai naik muak... "eeii.. dh besar dah.. dulu kecik jer.. bila nak kawen?"... "so, bila lagi?"... "dah ada ker?.. kalau tak, nanti makcik rekomenkan?"... aiyooooooo..... kekadang naik fobia bila nak berhadapan ngn senior2 citizen nih... ooooppssss... maafin gue.. heee...

u guys... thanks for all the wishes.. n i really hope so, the wishes'll come true.. heee... bless u guys, too... today, i made nasi lemak for my officemates & my dearest, SU.. hee.. sajer nak try market.. hee.. tp cam tak sempurna jer nasi lemak tuh.. mana taknya, start nak prepare things n cook dlm kol 1am.. i repeat.. 1am!! heee.. poya2 dulu ngan SU.. lama betul tak bersosial nih.. gi melepak di UNCLE DON with LAN, NOTTY n 'ROKIAH'.. heee... LAN is going to fly back to AUSSIE tonite.. so, kira farewell dinner for him as well.. NOTTY was really naughty!! but really fun if u're in tele with him.. maybe to others, mamat nih cam too outspoken or pelik.. but to me.. he's just damn funny.. n really good being around him esp time kita down.. coz he really can make u laugh like mad!! heee... oh, ok .. back to my DAY.. hee..FIZAH gave me special discount aka free flow for all her 'kuih'.. which is good, coz i can eat her yummy donuts as many as i want

my birthday cake.. yeay!!!

to... hee.. bila lagi, kan??.. my beloved boss, Dr ABI sponsored my birthday cake.. triple yummy.. haaa.. part paling tak best.. masa nak potong cake.. where i have to stand sorg2 di samping my cake, n everybody singing the birthday song... OMG!!! mmg paling malu.. i never like being the centre of attention... nabes giler!! proofnyer: pisau dat i use to cut the cake, terbalik!!! haaa... habis hancur.. terbarai the cake.. tp takper.. janji cake sedap.. heee...

to end my DAY.. my cat, PUSS, was found.. after gone missing for 2 days... bertuah punya kucing!! tp takper, at least she's there to celebrate my bday... ohhhh..... age is nothing.. coz beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder..

n i know i'm still sassy and young at heart.. hee..

the one about IRIS

AWIE - IRIS

Kau masih ku cintai ….sungguh

Dari awal dulu hingga hari ini

Aku pasti seyakinnya pasti

Kau lah satu untuk ku

Kau masih Dewi hatiku….sungguh

Biar sejuta tahun hilang di hari

Usah gusar sayang usah ragu

Aku milikmu

Cintaku jika kau tanya pada bintang

Gemilauan sinar tak kan hilang

Akan aku sinari duniamu

Moga terpadam sangsi mu oh….

Cintaku jika kau lihat tingginya awan

Tak kan tercakar tinggi cintaku

Hanya hati ku tahu apa mahuku

Kan dunia ku pastinya milikmu

Hingga ke akhir hayatku

Kau masih ku cintai….sungguh

Dari hari pertama kau ku nikahi

Aku pasti seyakinnya pasti

Engkau milik ku..

ooooooohhhhhhh... wat a song!!!!! such a romantic song.. n whenever i hear dis song on air, i'll be all soapy n *sigh*.. like a romantic fool... imagining AWIE singing dis song, in front of me... ohhhh... AWIE.. u big, bulky man.. with those romantic eyes, ready to melt my heart... ohhhhh... hey!! STOP IT... dont get too bengong while ur writting this, CHOT!!! tak macholah cam nih... heeee..

the one about SLANG

a fren commented a few months ago, about my 'home'.. heee.. it was nothing actually... about the languages i used in my page.. hmm.. she asked, " why are u writing in melaya slang, instead of our slang?".. from where i come from the people living/ from peninsular/ kl is known as "orang melaya".. so, melaya slang is kl slang lah.. dont take it as a negative remark, coz dat was inherited from our nenek moyang from zaman jepun.. heee.. ok.. back to my fren's comment.. so, i told her that since most people dat surf thru my 'home' understand the melaya slang better than our slang , so its better if i write with KL slang, rite?

but then, come to think of it.. its not a bad idea afterall... to write watever i want with watever slang i want.. since.. dis is my own 'home'.. all the rules and regulations are abide by me.. hmm.. so, whoever get confused or do not understand of wat i'm writting.. please do look up to whichever dictionary dat includes my languages, ok.. hee.. a good way for u guys to learn, understand n speak my language.. is it not?.. rakyat malaysia is well known to be harmony n majmuk, rite.. heee...

p/s: to my kerajaan negeri.. i help to promote our language.. don't i get any profits or pengiktirafan from u guys???. heee...