the one about ACdisini (4)

previously, on THE CHOTTO MENACE... haa.. cam opening Desperate Housewives lah plak.. hee.. as i was saying, got another agenda with rest of the headhunters..oppsss.. celebrityhunters... at astrewwwww... waited for MR MACHO MAN to arrive.. feed my honey-bunny.. n zaAass... tetiba.. dont u wish ur girlfren was hot like me.... ZURRA called.. she's with CT.. n they're heading to THE CURVE.. i guess, since meka nak koke.. owwhh noi!! koke without me??!!! how incomplete the session without me!! n since i'm on my way to mengejar impian.. i had to pass the invitation.. sorry gals.. next time, ok.. kan my social visits scheduled every sunday.. heee... at least have made it s my weekly visits, unlike last time kan.. once in a blue moon kan??.. heee... ok, back to my hunting session.. my nite began with.. owwhhhhh... the AAR twin.. owwhhh.. teruja!!! hee.. and me being me.. semestinya remote control sentiasa in my pocket.. so kontrol lah... heee.. tot he was going home.. sob.. then, baru nak g toilet, saw him came in.. ngehngehngeh... haa.. just mentioning him, makes me smile.. yup.. i'm smiling rite now.. tak caya? lantaklah.. haa.. masuk STUDIO 2, cari2 tempat.. HAZRAN n PINKY dah memonopoli sofa.. me? hmm.. nak dok kt sofa ker nak dok kt kusi besa??.. last2 i ended sitting next to MISS GLAMS.. out of nowhere MONDOK came n sat between me n AUUWW... kesian SENGET.. dok sengsorg.. takper.. jap lagi MR GLAMS dtg.. bakal presiden ACFC.. haaaa...

the talkshow began.. opening act by CHOBIB.. mr cool.. then, as usual with CIK MAT POI.. mencari cerita2 sensasinya.. dis week bout pasangan paling 'hangat' sejak 2 menjak nih... mangsa CMP, not the couple.. but ZUBIR.. our very own MR PAPARAZZI!!.. followed by pendapat org ramai.. then cabaran AC... eeeiiwwww.. part yg paling menggelikan.. where 3 contestants has to kumpul as much belut as possible... eeeeuuuuiiiwwww....... owwhh.. dh berdiri dh bulu romaku!!! sempat gak dgr AC melatah.. haaa.. pastu paper clipping pasal org2 yg mintak sedekah.. though mmg dh terang2an yg ada sindiket di sebalik diorg nih.. tp biasalah.. gadis melayu terakhir kan.. perasaan simpati or kesian mmg mudah menyentuh perasaan.. w/pun bukan sekali 2 pernah mengantoikan meka.. there's dis 1 time, kt bangsar.. ada mamat buta nih, siap ngan spek hitam n kayu nya.. go from table to table lah kan.. so, my uncle pun bersedekahlah.. masa nak balik, nak masuk keta nih, ada dis 1 kancil next to us with its driver's door ajar.. so, cam org soundlah kan.. sbb takleh nak masuk keta... sekali.. huh?!!!! cam familiar!! guess who?? of coz not AKO MUSTAPHA.. kalau him, mmg gue dah pengsan dah!!... dat buta guy!!! maybe dier terperasan ngan gamaman gue, mamat tuh terus start engine n blahh!! just imagine.. brapa ramai dh tertipu ngan mamat nih.. kt satu negeri kt mesia nih lg best.. masa zaman undergrade lah.. dok reramai nak bukak posa kt satu tpt nih.. dis city mmg glams ngan bebudak bwh umur, yg betul2 bwh umur.. like 5 yrs old.. jual rokok.. n minta sedekah.. also from table to table.. huh!! so, adalah a few kids around our table lah.. dahlah diorg nih kalau kita kata tak nak, bukan reti nak blah.. dier akan tunggu selama mana yg mungkin, sampai kekadang naik geram pun ada gak.. tetapi, mengenangkan meka bebudak lg kan.. tak tau benda, so menyerah kalah lah... my fren nih, mmg degil.. mmg takmo langsung nak beralah ngan bebudak nih.. last2 tau apa jadi??!! ghupa2nya bebudak nih dibekalkan ngn pistol air!!! haaa.. apalagi, kena semburlah my fren ngan diorg!! hahahaha.. wat a funny sight!! apalagi.. mmg incredible hulk lah my fren.. tp dah terlambat.. meka suma dah lari sblm sempat hulk tuh balas dendam.. haaa...
ok, back to ACdisini.. isu gula plak.. ke mana hilangnya gula??.. ntah.. n lastly, the grand entry, of cozlah pasangan ter'hangat'.. ABBY & NORMAN!!.. supposed HANS ISAAC yg dijemput, but i guess since dis month the couple really mengkontroversikan dunia artis.. so better panggil mekalah kan.. at least to settle n clarify wat really happened between them.. hmm.. no comment on de issue, since nih berkaitan ngan rumahtangga, n i have not have my own rumah n tangga, takut plak tersalah kata, terkena diri sendiri.. itukan hukum karma.. wat u give u get back kan.. so, no comment.. just dat.. like PENGASAS HUNTER quoted, ABBY does not seem too comfortable on de issue, mcm nampaklah riak mukanya masih bergelora n cant really answered well when questioned by AC.. unlike NORMAN, he seems more professional and sincere with his answers.. n man enuff to admit his wrongdoings.. maybe he's prepared himself in facing de world, since he's de 'guilty' one.. hmm.. but i'm with ABBY when she says dat, once the trust or belief has been betrayed, mmg payah nak gain back or to continue believing it.. no matter what.. hmm.. lastly, the talkshow ended with their kids, DANISH & DANIA on stage.. owwhhhh comelnya DANIA!!

To NORMAN & ABBY, may Allah bless u and ur family.. though life is not like fairytales, where the endings were always with happily ever after, but if we do strive, insya Allah, we can make it happen.. AMIN..